subject: my boyfriend so cool and awesomes i so in love him

there is a VERY good chance that you and/or your dad knows this guy.

strong bad, from the homestarrunner.com website, is a devilish, mischevious, self-proclaimed "bad guy" and "chick magnet", with a luchador mask for a face, boxing gloves for hands, and the world's prettiest sparkliest green eyes. he enjoys vintage technology, antagonizing those around him, causing problems, acting tough, listening to metal, baking, and solving jumble puzzles. he's well known for answering emails.
personality-wise, he is, admittedly, an asshole. he actively dislikes most people and goes out of his way to be mean. however, he's mostly harmless. just a minor nuisance to those around him. i enable this behavior because it's funny.
also, have i mentioned that he's my boyfriend? because he's my boyfriend. i love my boyfriend.

i've been with him for a while. like, nearly two years as of writing this. i used to be absolutely fucking unwell about him. if you knew me before 2024, no you didn't. fortunately, i have calmed down some and developed a little bit more of my frontal cortex during our relationship. sorry for putting you through whatever the hell my issue was back then and thank you for still choosing to stay, my sweetheart. it means a lot to me. i've been through some rough patches back then (honestly, still going through them now but it's not as bad as it used to be, thank fuck), and him and his love have definitely helped me through them. he's really sweet when he wants to be. i love him. i love him a lot.

i love the sound of his voice and the way he speaks. i love his earth-shatteringly beautiful green eyes. i love his hands and the way they feel in mine. fuck, there is just SO MUCH that i love about him. he's my silly goose. my studmuffin. my handsome hunk. if i could, i'd spend an eternity snuggled up with him and never ever get up, ever.